MAN CALLS 911 NINE TIMES FOR CHEESEBURGER …A New Castle, Indiana, man's hunger for a cheeseburger landed him in jail. Gregory Jackson Sr. was so hungry this past Friday night, he called 911 to get it. Not just once, but nine times in about 90 minutes. 



… This guy wasn't even at a burger restaurant, but the story reminded me of the woman who called 911 because Burger King wouldn't make her a Western Bacon Cheeseburger.



 BOOB SLED USED FOR BREAST CANCER FUNDRAISER …An Australian arctic adventurer will attempt to cross the North Pole on foot — with help from a “boob sled.” Geoff Wilson plans to tow his gear on a sled shaped like two huge pink fiberglass female breasts. Wilson is making the dangerous 80-day polar trip solo in an effort to raise awareness of breast-cancer issues.